| 10 March, 2009 |
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Health food makes me sick. A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need. Grub first, then ethics. I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive. We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning. Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest. I think contraception is disgusting - people using each other for pleasure. Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again. History is a set of lies agreed upon. It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. Knowledge is power. A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer. Obviously something slipped through here. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving? The wicked at heart probably know something. Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird. My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately? I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere. To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge. All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. Grief is a species of idleness. It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones. Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead. Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses. Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad. War is like love; it always finds a way. There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30. There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom. Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears. Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry. Wife: a former sweetheart. Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom. God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out. Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble in their own barriers! It is not enough to succeed; others must fail. The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. What the world needs today is a definite, spiritual mobilization of the nations who belive in God against this tide of Red agnosticism. ...And in rejecting an atheistic other world, I am confident that the Almighty God will be with us. Democracy is, first and foremost, a spiritual force, it is built upon a spiritual basis - and on a belief in God and an observance of moral principle. And in the long run only the church can provide that basis. Our founder knew this truth - and we will neglect it at our peril. Our religious faith gives us the answer to the false beliefs of Communism... I have the feeling that God has created us and brought us to our present position of power and strength for some great purpose. It sure does, Ben, it definitely does...this is definite...it specifically clearly, unequivocally says that Russia and other countries will enter into war and God will destroy Russia through earthquakes, volcanoes... America has begun a spiritual reawakening. Faith and hope are being restored. Americans are turning back to God. Church attendance is up. Audiences for religious books and broadcasts are growing. And I do believe that he has begun to heal our blessed land. Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect. |
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