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14 April, 2009 PDF Print E-mail

In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of Messiahs, Sorcerers, Saints and Seers known to the history of aberrations.
- Farnsworth Crowder

LA needs the cleansing of a great disaster or founding of a barricaded commune.
- Peter Plagens

Los Angeles seems endlessly held between these extremes: of light and dark - of surface and depth. Of the promise, in brief, of a meaning always hovering on the edge of significance.
- Graham Clarke

Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
- William FaulknerUS novelist (1897 - 1962)

I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.
- Samuel JohnsonEnglish author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784)

There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
- Sir Francis BaconEnglish author, courtier, & philosopher (1561 - 1626)

The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they have fallen.
- Jean Baptiste Lacoraire

It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger then the previous record.
- John Blasik

Water generally flows downhill in this area.
- Bob Bennett, WDIV News 4, Detroit, reporting on a flood that destroyed some suburban basement apartments.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. patent office, 1899 (attributed)

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
- Frank Muir

This coffee plunges into the stomach...the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop...the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp-shooters.
- Honore de BalzacFrench realist novelist (1799 - 1850)

The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
- Alfred Kinsey

Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
- Friedrich NietzscheGerman philosopher (1844 - 1900)

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
- Chinese Proverb

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
- Dr. Seuss a.k.a. Theodore Giesel

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
- Mark Twain, A Curious Dream (1872)US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

Whenever you fall, pick up something.
- Oswald Theodore Avery

Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
- Niels BohrDanish physicist (1885 - 1962)

Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
(Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.)
- William Occam

Theories should be as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert EinsteinUS (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.
- Bob Ekstrom, Pitt, MN

An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
- Robert A. Humphrey

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
- Thomas a KempisGerman mystic & religious author (1380 - 1471)

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us ... not just pretty words, Fester.
- Morticia Addams - from the Addams Family movie

If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would at once be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be immoral, everything would be permissible, even cannibalism.
- Brothers Karamazov, Pt 1, Bk i, Ch 6

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae BrownUS author and social activist

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
- Oscar WildeIrish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
- J.M. Barrie

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
- Lord Peter Wimsey, "Gaudy Night"

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset MaughamEnglish dramatist & novelist (1874 - 1965)

Confound those who have said our remarks before us.
- Aelius Donatus

With just enough of learning to misquote.
- Lord ByronEnglish poet & satirist (1788 - 1824)

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
- Robert Chapman

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
- Ralph Waldo EmersonUS essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

Quotations (such as have point and lack triteness) from the great old authors are an act of reverence on the part of the quoter, and a blessing to a public grown superficial and external.
- Louise Guiney

The test of an author is not to be found merely in the number of his phrases that pass current in the corner of newspapers...but in the number of passages that have really taken root in younger minds.
- Thomas Higginson

Whoever in discussion adduces authority uses not intellect but memory.
- Leonardo da VinciItalian engineer, painter, & sculptor (1452 - 1519)

Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement.
- Christopher Fry

Poetry is to hold judgment on your soul.
- Henrik Ibsen, Norweigen PlaywrightNorwegian dramatist (1828 - 1906)

It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper they burn.
- Robert SoutheyEnglish poet (1774 - 1843)

Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight of the whole community of man; it has become the amusement and delight of the few.
- John MasefieldEnglish author (1878 - 1967)

Adjectives are the potbelly of poetry.
- R.Z. Sheppard, book critic

Do not commit your poems to pages alone, sing them I pray you.
- VirgilRoman epic poet (70 BC - 19 BC)

The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
- H.P. Lovecraft

That all our knowledge begins with experience, there is indeed no doubt....but although our knowledge originates WITH experience, it does not all arise OUT OF experience.
- Immanuel KantGerman philosopher (1724 - 1804)

Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.
- Henri PoincareFrench mathematician & physicist (1854 - 1912)

The fathers of the field had been pretty confusing: John von Neumann speculated about computers and the human brain in analogies sufficiently wild to be worthy of a medieval thinker, and Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whether machines can think, a question of which we now know that it is about as relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Professor Edsger Dijkstra, at the ACN South Central Regional Conference, Austin, Texas, 16 to 18 Novemver 1984

He who will not economize will have to agonize.
- ConfuciusChinese philosopher & reformer (551 BC - 479 BC)

 

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