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The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him. There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat. Exterminate. The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. If you can dream it, you can do it. A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do. Never judge a book by its movie. Go ahead, make my day. People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely when they have exhausted all other alternatives. He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun. I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity. It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great. The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity. Never give a sucker an even break. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either. The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise. Bond. James Bond. Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. History is more or less bunk. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end. The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. I could prove God statistically. The good man is the friend of all living things. Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within. A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying. Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages. As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children. It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine. My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special. |





