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The newspaper does everything for us. It runs the polis force an the banks , commands the mulishly, controls the legislature, baptizes the young, marries the foolish, comforts the afflicted, afflicts the comfortable, buries the dead an roasts them afterward.

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind.