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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued. I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. Marriage is a mistake every man should make. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night. The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married ? Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage". My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. |
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