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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.